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(Source: crystalroden, via hornyhoechlin)
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
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if I wanna suck a dick in front of an audience I finna suck a dick in front of an audience. man how fuckin awesome would it be to say you sucked danny brown’s dick in front of like a thousand people gotdam. line up the fuckin celebrities I’ll suck all their dicks one by one and…
why wouldn’t i swallow tough? oO
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via songsofwolves)
(via compulsives)
As much as all the sexuality expectations stuff is true, guys can also just get some lotion and kind of move their hands up and down a tube of flesh until they get off.
Girls have to hunt around until they find their clit, figure out whether their orgasms are clitoral or vaginal, whether toys will assist them with what they need, what toys to get, if they’re comfortable with/need insertion and their opening is big enough to not be in pain, figure out the right sensitivity, sensation, the way to move, if their breasts are sensitive or possibly too sensitive and should/shouldn’t be involved…
It’s possible guys have a lot of factors too and I just don’t know because I’m not a guy, but the way it’s discussed it always seems so much simpler. As a woman you can have no qualms about touching your body and masturbation can still be like a ten-step process.
(via singingtomysoul)(Source: lipsredasroses, via singingtomysoul)
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im
im not even lying im so mad
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