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THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
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DUMBLEDORE'S   ARMY
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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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aradira:

Doctor Who Meme → Five Otps [3/5]
↳ The Doctor & TARDIS

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#muh queue 
Don't be such a sourwolf: colinh: if I wanna suck a dick in front of an audience I finna suck a... →

colinh:

if I wanna suck a dick in front of an audience I finna suck a dick in front of an audience. man how fuckin awesome would it be to say you sucked danny brown’s dick in front of like a thousand people gotdam. line up the fuckin celebrities I’ll suck all their dicks one by one and…

why wouldn’t i swallow tough? oO

playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via songsofwolves)

#about me  #oh yeah  #so accurate it hurts  #lol  #muh queue 
"Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls do not have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls do not, cannot, or should not. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they will begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they are even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but are not taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It is still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex."

(via compulsives)

As much as all the sexuality expectations stuff is true, guys can also just get some lotion and kind of move their hands up and down a tube of flesh until they get off.

Girls have to hunt around until they find their clit, figure out whether their orgasms are clitoral or vaginal, whether toys will assist them with what they need, what toys to get, if they’re comfortable with/need insertion and their opening is big enough to not be in pain, figure out the right sensitivity, sensation, the way to move, if their breasts are sensitive or possibly too sensitive and should/shouldn’t be involved… 

It’s possible guys have a lot of factors too and I just don’t know because I’m not a guy, but the way it’s discussed it always seems so much simpler. As a woman you can have no qualms about touching your body and masturbation can still be like a ten-step process.

(via singingtomysoul)

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#nsfw  #very very nsfw  #this and the comment  #bother very valid  #both very important to think about every now and then  #muh queue 

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

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im not even lying im so mad

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